The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via apatheticghost)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
(Source: ponderouspocketwatch, via cyanidebliss)
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
(Source: jvnko, via shunshine-playthisgame)
Am I Wry? No. by MEW
Lets go back to a little charming oldie today. It’s a really really beautiful day and this song makes me so so happy, always.